August 2010
Nice Guys Finish Last
What Happened to All the Nice Guys? I see this question posted with some regularity, so I thought I’d take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven’t figured it out. What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you....
Aug 31st
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This shit is pretty awesome. →
How mindblowing is THAT?!
Aug 30th
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Reading Festival!
Wow that was a mad festival. So much fun! Mad mud though, literally sucked my shoes off. Totally insane weather. In other news, Blink-182 are fucking dogshit. However, Weezer rule. As do LCD Soundsystems. Within our group, and there was only a few drinking, we got through about 100 cans of Strongbow. Twas pretty fun. Gonna attempt to list all the bands I saw and all the ones I missed but...
Aug 30th
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Do you prefer circles or triangles?
Thats a ridiculously difficult question to answer. Probably triangles.. Hit that anonymous button, and ask me anything in the world.
Aug 25th
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WatchWatch
carlielouise: thedoctorandmybed: fricassee:justanotherprettylie:onthewing:himynameiscarl:-halfnakedwords-:pf319: Ellen Page - SNL Ahhh I love Ellen Page!  Fuck yeah, Ellen Page. Even better when shes lesbian.
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The Birds and The Beedrills
So I got this girl in the sex nid-arena  Getting ready to put my Poke-flue in between her.  First I take it slow bro, you know, play it Tentacool  When I Poliwag my Weedle oh how it makes her drool  I’m hard as a rock, and this girl seems hooked on onix  Cause she puts her Meowth on my Pidgey and takes it like a bong hit  Then she’s starting to Machoke, which isn’t very cool  I don’t want to risk...
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