it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time for the sun to go down. I hate winter
Can’t tell if joking, or seriously ignorant
Life vs Facebook
Anonymous asked: loooookin' fittt in ur turtle vid xx
looooool. Thank you, but I didn’t even post it on Tumblr so it’s a bit surprising to get a message here :P Link for anyone that didn’t see it https://vine.co/v/hIJFtI3UxZe
Anonymous asked: hurry up and grow your hair so you can look hawt like blake anderson!
I am never growing my hair that long, plus I don’t think I could pull it off. My curls just get tangy and horrid, his are stuff of legend and he probably has to visit a salon for them
Does absolutely nothing about it
And this about a dick
Who never took the time to grow
And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole
And I ain’t lovin butting heads like this
But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit
And I ain’t feelin bad
And ion’t give a fuck aboutcha problems
But lay ‘em the table, maybe we can solve em
Cuz you and I, we attached at the hip
So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick — Lil Dicky - Attached at the hip
I had a dream about a threesome last night and both lucky ladies follow me on Tumblr.
Silly feminist anon, I’m an asshole to everyone.
Anonymous asked: i finally realize that you're pretty much the biggest misogynistic jerk ever. maybe that's why you never have girlfriends, because you're so fucking sexist and think they should bow down to you
I used to think I’d become rich and powerful if i made a device to stab people in the face over the Internet.
My new product idea will give cancer to the parents of your victim. I think bowel cancer, haven’t decided yet, maybe.