Mar 28

Enzemo turned 4 today!

Enzemo turned 4 today!

(Source: assets)

Jan 15


Dec 24

Every train home has been cancelled.. Just in time for Christmas..

Nov 25


it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time for the sun to go down. I hate winter

Can’t tell if joking, or seriously ignorant

(via thefuuuucomics)

Full gif.

Full gif.

Nov 22

My 2010 Reading wrist band finally broke; I feel naked.


Life vs Facebook


Life vs Facebook

Nov 09


Nov 08

Anonymous asked: loooookin' fittt in ur turtle vid xx

looooool. Thank you, but I didn’t even post it on Tumblr so it’s a bit surprising to get a message here :P Link for anyone that didn’t see it https://vine.co/v/hIJFtI3UxZe

Anonymous asked: hurry up and grow your hair so you can look hawt like blake anderson!

I am never growing my hair that long, plus I don’t think I could pull it off. My curls just get tangy and horrid, his are stuff of legend and he probably has to visit a salon for them

Oct 18

Stumbles across Facebook of really pretty girl at work

Does absolutely nothing about it

Oct 12


Sep 23


Sep 10

“And this about a dick
Who never took the time to grow
And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole
And I ain’t lovin butting heads like this
But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit
And I ain’t feelin bad
And ion’t give a fuck aboutcha problems
But lay ‘em the table, maybe we can solve em
Cuz you and I, we attached at the hip
So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick” — Lil Dicky - Attached at the hip

Sep 07

I had a dream about a threesome last night and both lucky ladies follow me on Tumblr.